Tuesday is Kiwanis choral speech in the gym. Students are asked to wear black pants and a white short sleeved t-shirt (plain with no markings on front of shirt). Girls are asked to wear their hair pulled back away from their face. Grade one performs first at 9:00 but we are asking everyone to come by 8:45 to ensure seating. They request that no one interrupts the performances once they have started. There is a small fee per person at the door.
The Crocodile’s Toothache
by Shel Silverstein
The Crocodile went to the dentist
And sat down in the chair,
And the dentist said, “Now tell me, sir,
Why does it hurt and where?”And the Crocodile said, “I’ll tell you the truth,
I have a terrible ache in my tooth.”And he opened his jaws so wide, so wide,
That, the dentist……..he climbed right inside,
And the dentist laughed, “Oh isn’t this fun?”As he pulled the teeth out, one by one.
And the Crocodile cried, “You’re hurting me so!
Please put down your pliers and let me go.”But the dentist laughed with a, "Ho Ho Ho",And he said, “I still have twelve to go —
Oops, that’s the wrong one, I confess,
But ……what’s one crocodile’s tooth….. more or less?”
Then suddenly………. the jaws went………. S N A P,
And the dentist was gone, right off the map,
And where he went one could only guess…
To North or South or East or West…
He left no forwarding address.
But, what’s one dentist, more or less?
We will continue our Lenten and Easter activities for the next two weeks. Good Friday is on April 14th this year.And sat down in the chair,
And the dentist said, “Now tell me, sir,
Why does it hurt and where?”And the Crocodile said, “I’ll tell you the truth,
I have a terrible ache in my tooth.”And he opened his jaws so wide, so wide,
That, the dentist……..he climbed right inside,
And the dentist laughed, “Oh isn’t this fun?”As he pulled the teeth out, one by one.
And the Crocodile cried, “You’re hurting me so!
Please put down your pliers and let me go.”But the dentist laughed with a, "Ho Ho Ho",And he said, “I still have twelve to go —
Oops, that’s the wrong one, I confess,
But ……what’s one crocodile’s tooth….. more or less?”
Then suddenly………. the jaws went………. S N A P,
And the dentist was gone, right off the map,
And where he went one could only guess…
To North or South or East or West…
He left no forwarding address.
But, what’s one dentist, more or less?
Dates to remember:
Mar 28 - Kiwanis Choral Speech - SPFA Gym
Mar 31 - Pizza lunch forms due
Mar 31 - WTL Reader - Judi Dormaar
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